Why You Should Reconsider the Wine Bar

Wine bars aren’t just for ladies night. Where else can you sample overpriced wines without having to shell out for the whole bottle?

Released on 4/13/2015

Credits

Starring: John Elerick

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Transcript

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You know who's doing it right?
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Those wine bars with machines
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where you put in the card by tasting
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the various types of wine.
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They're kind of like Dave and Busters
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except they're not full of the lowest class
00:08
of human beings on the planet.
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These spots are great because
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they allow you to sample overpriced wines
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without having to shell out $100 for the entire bottle.
00:15
Plus you can just lie to your friends
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and say that you're drinking the pricey (bleep).
00:18
Which one am I drinking?
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My dear boy, the most expensive, obviously.
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Only the best for this guy.
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I can really taste the fruits in this vintage.
00:25
Quite, quite fruity.
00:27
Ah yes, that's coconut.
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Is coconut a fruit or a nut?
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It's quite, quite nutty.
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These places really do make you feel like
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you're wine tasting in Napa Valley,
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minus the over-explaining asshole
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who treats you like an infant because
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it's painfully obvious you know nothing about wine.
00:43
Salute.
00:45
You know who's doing it right?
00:46
Your one single friend who never
00:47
seems to date, yet still manages to get laid all the time.