Why You Should Be Doing Yoga

Ah yes, yoga. It’s the only workout where nobody talks and you can forget about everything, including your girlfriend—we mean—problems…

Released on 5/13/2015

Credits

Starring: John Elerick

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Transcript

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You know who's doing it right?
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Yoga, nobody talks, nobody complains,
00:04
you never have to hear that meathead
00:06
in the background groaning (groans loudly).
00:08
It's great, it's just freeing,
00:10
it's relaxing, it's the kind of place you go
00:12
and you just forget about everything,
00:15
including your girlfriend (mumbles) or your problems.
00:17
You just, you, for an hour you can just release
00:20
and just let go and you just stare off
00:23
and you think what it would be like
00:26
to be problem-free,
00:28
and that's the nice of thing of it,
00:29
it's an hour of your day and you just.
00:31
It's disciplined breathing,
00:33
it's just disciplined breathing (inhales loudly).
00:36
Namas damn, it's, damn.
00:39
You know who's doing it right?
00:40
Your grandparents, because they don't own a cellphone,
00:43
but on the off chance that they do,
00:44
they're certainly not blast you with unimportant texts,
00:47
because they don't know how.
00:48
(sharp music)