What Tech Company Did You Wish You'd Started? The Silicon Valley Cast Answers

Twitter? Google? The men of Mike Judge's new HBO comedy dream of being billionaires

Released on 5/5/2014

Transcript

00:00
(All Good in the Hood by Hot Acid Alien Lust Bomb)
00:03
I wish I had started Twitter,
00:04
of all the tech companies that exist.
00:06
It's changed the world,
00:09
whereas Facebook just made it more irritating.
00:12
(chair squeaks)
00:14
Sorry.
00:15
Better?
00:16
I loved Ask Jeeves.
00:18
Remember that one? That was a fun one.
00:20
That was like a face to the internet.
00:21
You had a butler who would answer your questions,
00:23
your weird questions,
00:24
about whatever you wanted,
00:26
and then Jeeves would answer.
00:27
If I didn't say that I wanted to have started Google,
00:32
I'd be an idiot.
00:33
The tech company I wish I had started, um,
00:36
is Texas Instruments,
00:38
cause I wanna get in on that sweet, sweet TI-83 money.
00:43
Whoo.
00:44
That would be rad.
00:48
(laughs)
00:49
It's the biggest opportunity to sell out.
00:51
(chair squeaks) Hold on.
00:53
Sorry. I just feel like
00:54
Apple? Sure,
00:55
but like, that's predictable.
00:58
That's predictable,
00:59
and if the people didn't like him so much, he was fired.
01:02
You don't hear that shit about the guy who started Google,
01:06
whatever his name is.
01:07
Mark Google.