Director and Producer Morgan Spurlock Talks Sins, Sixers & Sex

Morgan Spurlock stops by Barclays Center for a trim and shave with GQ editor Mark Anthony Green. The documentary filmmaker talks about growing up during the Dr. J era of the Sixers and shares his best tip for looking "mansome," but the casual convo takes an R-rated turn when he breaks down the concept behind his new Showtime series "Seven Deadly Sins"

Released on 7/23/2014

Credits

Starring: Mark Anthony Green and Morgan Spurlock

Transcript

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There are people in the world who like to have
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sex with horses.
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They take said horse, excite said horse.
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This was a child's show before you got here.
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Children, go to sleep.
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Yeah.
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(upbeat instrumental music)
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[Mark] Hi, I'm GQ's Mark Anthony Green.
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By day I'm a writer for the magazine,
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and at night when I'm not re-watching
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commentary on America and chasing girls that are completely
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out of my league, I'm hanging out on our barber shop
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at Barclay's Center getting hair cuts and talking
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with interesting people.
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Hopefully, they don't (beeping) up my hair too bad.
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(upbeat instrumental music)
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[Man] Hey, hey.
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Hey, hey.
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I got my man Morgan with me.
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Hey man, I'm Morgan.
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So man, other than pulling for a--
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Pulling for my sad Nets.
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[Mark] Yeah.
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(laughing)
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Since we're at Barclay's pulling for those incredible
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hardworking, second best, A for effort Nets.
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(laughing)
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That is my boys.
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What are you working on now?
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I was a big fan of Albert Hitchcock growing up.
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[Mark] Yeah, Birds scared the (beeping) out off me.
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Yeah, I've always wanted to make one of those weird
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twisted dark shows.
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Yeah.
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And so now we're making one for Showtime called
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Seven Deadly Sins.
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Okay.
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There's an episode about wrath, there's one about greed,
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one about gluttony.
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You didn't wanna cast me and Rihanna for the lust one?
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You guys would have been good in that.
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I think I lost that email or something.
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My agent, we gotta get my agent.
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There's a story about this company called
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Erotic Exotics.
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Huh.
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You know there are people in the world who like
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to have sex with, with horses.
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I'm from Kansas City.
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[Morgan] Yeah.
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That's like prom night.
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That's right.
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(laughing)
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But what do you do, when suddenly,
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there's not a horse around.
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Well thank goodness there's a company like Exotic Erotics.
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They take said horse.
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Yeah.
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Excite said horse.
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(neighing)
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Insert device over said horse's phallus with a mold.
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(neighing)
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Right.
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And then make basically a giant horse dildo
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to send to you in the comfort of your own home.
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This was a child's show before you got here.
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That's right. (laughing)
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You are really.
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Children, go to sleep.
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(upbeat instrumental music)
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You grew up a Sixers fan.
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I grew up a Dr. J fan, had a poster on my wall.
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[Mark] Did you try the afro out?
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As much as I could being a pale kid in West Virginia.
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See, I grew up in the Allen Iverson Sixers era.
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I wanted corn rows.
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And was your mom down for that?
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My mother was the one.
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She was the voice of reason in the house?
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She corn rowed blocked my corn rows.
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(laughing)
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She corn blocked you.
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She corn blocked me.
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Rich, how would you classify Morgan's mustache there.
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A mistake.
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No, I'm super into it.
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Is that a fu manchu?
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See?
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[Mark] Is that what it's called?
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That's a classic handle bar.
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A fu manchu--
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Will be longer.
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Is kinda like a handle bar.
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It will go longer than--
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But it, it comes out.
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It hangs.
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Yeah, yeah.
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See, that's badass.
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That's like, I wouldn't fight you in a bar.
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A guy with a fu manchu, I figure could punch
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you in the neck, or reach into my chest and pull
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my heart out as I'm watching it beat in his hands.
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[Mark] Actually, you're probably right.
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Yeah, I don't know if I'd mess with a guy
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with a fu manchu, I gotta be honest.
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What does my facial hair say about me?
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I think it says rugged yet handsome.
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A kitten could come by and lick that off, and I mean.
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(laughing)
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You want a compliment.
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It is a little thin, man.
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Oh man, so you've actually made a movie
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about being handsome and manly.
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Which is being mansome.
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If you had to give me one grooming tip.
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[Morgan] One grooming tip.
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One tip to preserve my sexy.
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Lotion.
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The more you moisturize your skin, the younger you
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look for a long time.
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Look at me.
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Who'd knew I was 75.
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(laughing)
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Can't even tell.
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You hear that, kids at home?
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Lubricate.
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Lubricate.
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(laughing)
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I think we're done.
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Let's check it out.
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Oh yeah, you're looking very mansome.
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Yeah, this is great.
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Thank you for bringing me here.
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Thank you so much for coming.
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Pleasure.
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I can't wait for the show.
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Thank you.
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All types of a--
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All types.
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Weird things.
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All types of sin magic.
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Yeah, seven weird ass--
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Yeah.
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Cool ass.
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You like, see I'm looking at here,
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I'm feeling, I'm feeling a little,
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feeling a little lust when I see that man.
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Yeah, is that what your feeling?
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I'm feeling a little pride.
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Yeah.
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When I look at it.
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Yeah.
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Look at that, look at that guy.
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And then maybe a little hubris.
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Lube.
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See I studied my.
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(laughing)
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My doctorate.
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My mom would be proud.
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That's right.
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[Mark] See you man.
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Cool, thank you guys.
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Now let's go get some grub.
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I know, right?
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I know what you're thinking, you're super bummed out
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that this thing ended.
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The best thing you could do is subscribe to the GQ channel
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below and get in the comments.
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Tell us who you think is mansome.
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Or who the least mansomest of the mansome.
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Let us know.