What's Your Dream Startup Office? The Silicon Valley Cast Answers

Video games, omlette bars, and other wishlist items from the men of Mike Judge's new HBO comedy

Released on 5/5/2014

Transcript

00:00
(All Good in the Hood by Hot Acid Alien Lust Bomb)
00:03
I wanna have a room with 12 video game consoles
00:07
and 12 big screens and just be able to play video games
00:11
with everybody in the same room.
00:13
And then a foosball table 'cause I'm not a crazy person.
00:15
It's all glass, everything's made of glass
00:18
at my tech startup.
00:19
There would be a room where you hire a guy,
00:22
who's just sort of a MMA fighter and he's all padded out
00:26
and if you get really mad you can just go and just start
00:28
punching him and I think there would be one of those.
00:32
I'll have a grilled cheese station that has all different
00:35
kinds of grilled cheeses.
00:37
My dream tech startup would probably be a black wall
00:39
on one side and a white wall on the other.
00:42
Just like a black and white cookie.
00:44
I'd like to slow things down a bit and not have maybe
00:47
instant messaging among colleagues and stuff
00:49
and any sort of memos or information you could get
00:52
around the office would be done by model train.
00:55
And an ice cream parlor.
00:57
Can you have an ice cream parlor, is that,
00:59
I can have that?
01:00
No work would ever get done.
01:01
It would be a pretty elaborate model train set.
01:04
I would have like a jazz trio, just in the corner.
01:08
Do they actually do any work?
01:10
And an also of course an omelette bar,
01:12
everyone obviously need that.