Should I Base My Sex Life on TV Shows?

With all of the dirty, weird sex happening on TV these days, it’s an honest question: should you base your sex life on the escapades of cable TV? GQ’s advice lady, Lauren Bans, breaks it down for you

Released on 6/13/2014

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Starring: Lauren Bans

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I'm Lauren.
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I write a column for GQ called Ask A Real Live Lady,
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and I'm here to answer all the questions
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you'd feel too stupid to ask a woman you actually know.
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This week's question is from Peter in Nebraska.
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He writes: Dear GQ Sex Advice Lady.
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That's not my name;
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it's Ask A Real Live Lady.
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Should I base my sex life more on the TV show Girls
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or Game Of Thrones?
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Well let me ask you this.
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What turns you on more?
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Is it half a dozen dragons chomping on a blonde lady's tits
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or cumming in a woman's armpit in your apartment
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that looks like it belongs to a CSI perp?
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As long as you're in the market for sexual inspiration
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from a cable show,
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why not add Homeland to the mix?
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Ever consider making complicated love-hate to a terrorist?
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I hear al-Zawahiri's still alive.
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He actually has really nice puppy dog eyes.
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Or what about Mad Men for joyless pathological infidelity?
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Or Pit Bulls & Parolees?
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Bestiality and prison sex, why the heck not?
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The point is, TV relationships aren't good relationships.
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Even Mike and Carol Brady had their dirty laundry.
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She was fucking her TV son.
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Good relationships are pretty unwatchable.
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In fact a good relationship is cracking a beer
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and watching a bad relationship on Netflix
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with someone you love.
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So maybe the question you should be asking is:
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Should I be watching Girls or Game Of Thrones
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with the person I'm dating or having sex with?
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The answer to that is Game Of Thrones, obviously.