Cole Sprouse Goes Undercover on Reddit, Twitter and YouTube

On this episode of "Actually Me," Cole Sprouse goes undercover on the Internet and responds to real comments from Twitter, Reddit, Quora, YouTube, and more. Does he approve of pineapple on pizza? Is he a secret ASMRtist? Cole Sprouse reveals all!

Released on 2/14/2019

Transcript

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Hello, I'm Cole Sprouse,
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and I'm going undercover on the internet.
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And this is Actually Me.
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[upbeat music] [keyboard keys clacking]
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Pornhub.com.
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[upbeat music] Twitter.
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Cole Sprouse, how do you feel about basically
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being killed off of Friends?
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Critics would agree that Ross was never really
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the most present father, and so it doesn't
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surprise me too much.
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Next.
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Cole Sprouse, why do you have bread in your pocket?
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I answered this, okay,
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why don't you have bread in your pocket?
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Betty Cooper.
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Do you think in the next part of the season
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we will see Betty and Jughead
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as the investigative duo again?
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Yes, in the second half of the season
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you will definitely see them start
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to get much more investigative.
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And, will Betty meet Gladys at some point?
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That is something we're currently exploring right now.
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DebbieCakee@psn asked, what's your opinion
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on pineapple on pizza?
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I like it.
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The sweetness, the saltiness.
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I don't know why people hate on it so much.
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Just relax.
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Don't yuck other people's yums.
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Enjoy yourself.
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There are bigger fish to fry,
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like anchovies on pizza.
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That's disgusting.
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Reddit. [upbeat music]
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It's actually me.
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What's going on here?
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This is the happiest Jughead has ever looked,
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even if it's FP.
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It's called love, baby, that's what's going on there.
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Two shirtless men running through the hall,
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it's called romance.
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Google it.
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And that is officially on the net.
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What exactly makes Cole Sprouse so attractive
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to so many people?
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He just looks slightly above average
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and I know people in my high school that look like him
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that don't get any action or attention.
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No offense to him at all, I'm just very curious.
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I already have an identical twin,
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so let's not compare me any more, okay?
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Especially to more high school students.
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I know I'm playing 16 and I'm 26
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but I can't do it any more, alright?
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I'm done.
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Action or attention?
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That sounds like a them problem
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and not a me problem.
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What makes Cole Sprouse so attractive? [laughs]
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It's the wit, it's the charm, it's this light pink shirt.
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Yahoo Answers. [upbeat music]
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Dylan and Cole Sprouse, differences and similarities?
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What are four similarities
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and four differences between Dylan and Cole Sprouse?
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Well, first off we like to be referred to
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as Cole and Dylan Sprouse, not the other way around.
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That's a similarity we both share.
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The other similarity is our voice.
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It's incredibly similar.
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It's probably the most identical part about us
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except for our nipple size
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which is also exactly the same.
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I am also more muscular than my brother
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and my jawline is much more strapping
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which we all agree on.
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That should be enough.
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Submitted.
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Quora, is that how it's pronounced?
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[upbeat music]
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In your opinion, is Cole Sprouse a good person?
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Absolutely not.
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What should I take into consideration
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when writing a biography about Cole Sprouse?
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Perhaps every injury that I've ever received
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as a child, which no doubt scarred me
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for the rest of my life,
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was in part thanks to my brother.
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Like the concussions, the falling off my roof
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when I was nine years old.
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Hey, thanks Dil.
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Appreciate it.
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In Riverdale, Archie said there was three musketeers
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and Betty corrected him
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by saying there were four.
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She said there were four,
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meaning pre-Veronica.
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That means Archie, Betty, Jughead, and someone else.
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Who is the fourth person?
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Is it Polly?
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The fourth person was Dylan.
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Dylan Sprouse.
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The other fourth person was probably Vegas.
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Vegas the dog.
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Or maybe it's just a plot hole.
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Submit.
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Wikipedia. [upbeat music]
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It's actually me.
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In 2001 Cole began appearing in episodes
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of NBC's television sitcom Friends,
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as Ross Geller's son, Ben.
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This role was his first role in which he did not appear
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with his brother.
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Honestly, our appearance as the same character
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was sort of dependent on how much screen time we had.
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In Friends, for example, my role was not too present.
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They only really needed to hire one twin,
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because both of us were incredibly expensive.
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Sprouse is a fan of comics
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and worked at the Los Angeles comic store Meltdown.
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That's true.
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In the year between The Suite Life on Deck
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and my foray into higher education
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my brother and I both worked
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as interns at Meltdown, where I started doing
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some photography and I also worked behind the counter
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selling comics for a bit.
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Rest in peace, Meltdown.
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Among his undergraduate work, he unearthed
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a mask of Dionysus on a dig in Bulgaria.
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Yeah, yeah I did.
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I was an archeological student in university.
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I specialized in something called predictive models
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for archeological sights, so I would plot on a,
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this is going to get techy,
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so get ready for this, I would plot on a 3D landscape,
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that was previously discovered
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and I pulled criteria on various,
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against the water, view shed, age,
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it would then be used in fuel inquiry
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into surveys, for five weeks, with a toothpick,
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and maybe a spoon, I eventually unearthed something
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and it happened to be a mask,
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which is simultaneously exciting and terrifying
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if you've seen Jim Carrey's movie, The Mask.
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Posted.
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Sprouse will star in Five Feet Apart, a romantic drama
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set to be released in March 2019.
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He plays a cystic fibrosis patient
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who falls in love with a girl
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played by Haley Lu Richardson with the same disease.
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Yes, that is true, thank you Wikipedia.
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And for all of you watching, who are using Wikipedia
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consistently for all of your projects
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even though you know you shouldn't,
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donate three dollars.
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YouTube. [upbeat music]
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[smooth music]
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What's the model of his camera?
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I really wanna know.
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Somebody tell me, please.
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In that shot, that is a Canon AE-1.
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That's kind of the bread-and-butter
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student camera for 35 millimeter.
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It's film.
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You can get a pretty cheap Canon AE-1 body
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and a lens if you go to your local camera store, or online.
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Or I'll sell you mine,
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depending on the price.
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Submit.
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And there were some fruit in the trees,
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and I said candle please,
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could you reach for a fruit?
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Is Cole Sprouse secretly an ASMRtist or something?
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ASMR, that's the one where people go really close
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to the mic and chew.
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I don't think I hate a subculture of the internet more
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than people getting really close
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to the microphone and eating.
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Why would you do that?
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People love it, they love it.
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And they make more money than me.
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And that's the most upsetting part.
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More Twitter. [upbeat music]
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Why did you delete your Tumblr?
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It was my whole life.
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I lived for it.
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Well, Tumblr recently stopped allowing us
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to post nudity, so then I decided
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it would be best if I stopped.
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How do you feel when teenage fanfiction writers
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invaded the Riverdale scriptwriter room?
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Well, that happened episode one, season one,
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so I was primed for that sort of discourse
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from the very beginning.
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Posted.
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Jack Warren asks, did anyone ever meet Dylan
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and Cole Sprouse for the Danimal contest?
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Or was it all a lie?
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No, it did happen,
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and it was incredibly awkward.
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We were told we were gonna have a nice gift
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to give to the kid who just turned 16
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and got himself a truck,
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but Danimals gave us a skateboard, which was weird,
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because he already had a means of locomotion
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that was much better than skateboarding around.
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He had just gone hunting.
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I'm pretty sure there was a dead deer
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in the back of the truck. [chuckles]
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that was a strange period of my life.
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Hannah, also known as @chunkbueller
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has asked, do you ever think Dylan and Cole
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do the twin handshake from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
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just for old time's sake?
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Yes, when you pay us.
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Instagram. [upbeat music]
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Ah, camera_duels.
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Is this account still in use Cole?
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Like, do you still find people
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taking pics of you?
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Yeah, all the time.
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I started that account as an attempt
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to weaponize my own annoyance with that thing
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that people do.
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The account became successful and was so therapeutic
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that I didn't really need to do it anymore.
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It used to really annoy me
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and then I got past it
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and now I'm a better person.
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[upbeat music]
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Thank you guys for watching.
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That was actually me, actually Dylan Sprouse,
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undercover on the internet.
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It's actually me, it's actually me.
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It's actually me, it's actually me.
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It's actually me.
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It's actually me.
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Badda bing, badda boom.